Self-hatred

The top 5 pros and cons of living alone

Pros:

1. I can leave the towel on the bathroom floor.
2. There’s nobody around to critique my totally radical air guitar.
3. The toilet seat stays up.
4. Mark only washes the dishes when Mark wants to wash the dishes.
5. My circadian rhythm is migrating West. I’m currently on New York time.

Cons:

1. I go to visit family and come home to one less cat.
2. The dishes only get washed when Mark wants to wash them.
3. There’s nobody around to critique my totally radical air guitar.
4. That towel stays on the bathroom floor.
5. There’s nobody else to blame for goddamn pubic hair in the bathroom sink.

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