The Realist Mermaid needs YOU!
I was going to say “my sister site needs you”, but we’re married, and making that kind of statement while married would quirk all manner of eyebrows. Incest is fun, but honestly, you have to have Cersei and Jamie’s level of sex appeal before you can carry it off.
We don’t, sadly.
So. Mariah needs your help: She needs your financial support to bootstrap her bakery business. To (quote unquote, as they say in the trade), “knock it up a notch”. I know some of you at school read this blog: Forward this post onward and outward. I help half of you with your programming homework. I’m calling that in.
Forward this post.