You know you are arguing with my family when…
”Can you buy me string bin liners?”
“Sure, what size?”
“STRING bin liners.”
“What size are they?”
“They have a drawstring.”
“What size is the bin?”
“I don’t know. Just buy ones with a drawstring.”
“How do you not know how big the bin is?”
“When I go to Dunnes, I just buy the string bin liners.”
“How big is the bin? Do you want large bags or small bags?”
“Mark, stop being obtuse. Just buy the STRING bin liners.”
“…I need to know what size you want!”
“It’s for the bin in the kitchen.”
“Thank you.”