It isn’t the queerest logic I’ve seen

in college

if

  • He is (unshaven/bearded/unkempt)
  • He is [wearing] (a hoodie)
  • He is [using] (Linux)
  • He is [typing] [furiously]

then he is a guru; and

  • [ask] him for (computer/photoshop/life) advice

fi

Welcome to the next three years of my school life. -_-

I mean, today I’ve been asked for advice on changing course, on Photoshop, on how to diagnose a hardware problem, on report writing, on photography and, yeah Linux.