HOLY SHIT JOB PHONE INTERVIEW

I feel negative about my chances, but I am a self-critical pessimist with a perfectionist streak. I reviewed the interview with someone less critical, and they seem to think I did alright.

Cheat sheet


Neighborhood tuxedos

They’ve proven to be remarkably friendly cats: both have let me pick them up and sit them in my lap, which is good because they have filthy ears that need to be cleaned. I am not a crazy cat lady. Shut up.

Tuxedo #1
Tuxedo #2
Tuxedos #1 and #2