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Your mother is so $m that $n occurs

  • Your mother is so fat that the hypergiant star NML Cygni has her name in the second line of its address.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she were a ISO 1216 standard sheet of paper, her size would be A-10.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she were a metropolitan statistical area, she would be classed as an ecumenopolis.
  • Your mother is so fat that she could be used as a counterweight for an equatorial skyhook.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she were a triangle the sum of her vertices would be 200°.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she were a circle, the ratio of her diameter to her circumference would be 28/7.
  • Your mother is so fat that her jiggling is weakly anticausal.
  • Your mother is so fat that watching light cross her is casual proof of the concept of simultaneity.
  • Your mother is so fat that any hotel she stays at can henceforth boast a sea view.
  • Your mother is so fat that she is Earth’s deterrent against Yog-Sothoth, Lurker at the Threshold.
  • Your mother is so fat that she can make sound in a vacuum.
  • Your mother is so fat that her Russian holiday entered history as the Tunguska Event.
  • Your mother is so fat that if set A={your mother}, then |A|=∞
  • Your mother is so stupid that she successfully divided by zero.
  • Your mother is so stupid that she thought ROT13 was a fungal infection.
  • Your mother is so fat that she won in an accretion contest with VY Canis Majoris.
  • Your mother is so fat that she is a superset of the universe.
  • Your mother is so stupid that she believes the inverse square root is a step dance.
  • Your mother is so fat that she could form the adjacent side of a parsec.
  • Your mother is so fat that the total number of her possible lexicographic permutations is infinite.
  • Your mother is so fat that is she were a point mass she would have a radius.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she were a planetary orbit, she would have an eccentricity of 0.
  • Your mother is so fat that when she was last weighed she broke the Planck scale.
  • Your mother is so fat that her bra is an example of non-Euclidean geometry.
  • Your mother is so fat that she can be found on a Hertzsprung-Russell diagram.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she appeared in Firefly, she would be Serenity.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she were a Cylon, she would be a basestar.
  • Your mother is so fat that she doesn’t have a vanishing point when viewed in perspective.
  • Your mother is so fat that ‘ballistic throw weight‘ is also a measure of her bra’s carrying capacity.
  • Your mother is so fat that she has Lagrange points.
  • Your mother is so stupid that she thought “orbital eccentricity” was another way of calling someone gay.
  • Your mother is so stupid that she thought “LaPlace resonance was a fancy foreign restaurant.
  • Your mother is so stupid that she thought mass equivalence was a cross-faith Sunday service.
  • Your mother is so stupid that she thought special relativity was a television show about incest.
  • Your mother is so fat that Hans Zimmer composed her ringtone.
  • Your mother is so fat that your mother is so fat that the mere mention of her in a conversation can cause recursion.
  • Your mother is so fat that she has her own public IPv4 block.
  • Your mother is so fat that America built PRISM to store her email.
  • Your mother is so fat that you can approximate where she is by dropping a marble on the ground and watching what direction it rolls.
  • Your mother is so fat that her far side wasn’t directly imaged until 1959.
  • You mother is so fat that in Soviet Russia, she eat food.
  • Your mother is so fat that her circulatory system has been studied in order to better understand the sun’s internal convection.
  • Your mother is so fat the she is properly considered to be co-orbital with the Earth.
  • Your mother is so fat that she wasn’t allowed a helium balloon in case she fused it.
  • Your mother is so fat that she sweats metallic hydrogen.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she were a composite number, her largest factor would ≈ ∞
  • You mother is so fat that is she were a Boolean value, she would have at least six states.
  • Your mother is so fat that Arthur Eddington first tested Einstein’s theory of special relativity by watching her eclipse the sun.
  • Your mother is so fat that accurate calculation of her weight is considered a modern-day test of P = NP.
  • Your mother is so fat that hypergiant core collapse was modelled on her sitting down.
  • Your mother is so fat that she has a theoretical Chandrasekhar limit.
  • Your mother is so fat that she caught Kessler syndrome.
  • Your mother is so fat that “your mother” is the etymological root of “kwisatz haderach.”
  • Your mother is so fat the the disparity between her projected rotation and observed rotation can only be reconciled if dark matter is present in great quantities.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she were a binary octet, she would have nine bits.
  • Your mother is so fat that the Local Group of galaxies is considered to be an exception to the cosmological principle.
  • Your mother is so fat that she has been directly blamed for the scarcity of lighter elements in the inner solar system.
  • Your mother is so fat that on a cosmological scale she is believed to be a counterbalancing force for the Great Attractor.
  • Your mother is so fat that she is suspected to be the reason that stars in the Orion arm are strongly blueshifted.
  • Your mother is so fat that particle detectors at the LHC have to account for her bearing and distance during operation.
  • Your mother is so fat that Galactica’s CAP mistook her for an incoming basestar.

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