True love

There I am in the Gala Express in Eyre Square. Some lad on the radio was describing himself as being half-Ewok because “my mum is from Monaghan, but my dad is from the planet Endor.” The girl across the counter made eye contact with me and we said, simultaneously, “Endor is a moon…”

I am going to put on my Jayne Cobb hat and sing her the song of my people.