The barbarians are coming
May 16-August 16. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn.
May 16-August 16. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn.
Thank you Mariah for putting Garrett on last night! He melted my heart. He’s been sick, but he made up for it by demanding hugs, impersonating Gollum and telling me what every member of the Fellowship of the Ring ate at any given point in the story. His photographic recall was awesome.
I wanted to keep the original as much as possible, sorry – I just couldn’t fit in anything longer. If you want fancier, you can try here or grab the .PSD/vector when I upload it tomorrow.
This comes to us mere food mortals from the statuesque Olympian that is my wife: If there are any food allergies or requests please let me know in advance – I can easily prepare vegetarian, dairy or gluten free if needed. Accompanying this is a request for me to poll those of you who are [...]
14:45:45 Mariah Clanton Locked myself out had to toss Caira through a window lol
If there’s one thing I can owe to my wife Mariah, it is my perverse love of obscenely fucking hot pan-Mexican (Tex-Mex, Cali, etcetera, etcetera.) food. Good, hot salsa and corn chips is a particular favourite. Unfortunately all of the salsa sold in supermarkets here in Ireland is basically pisswater. Doritos “Hot” Salsa, I am [...]
Mariah is Californian, and uses a uniquely-Californian lexicon. One of her favourite stock phrases is: “[adjective]-ass [noun]“, i.e., “crazy-ass doll”, “stupid-ass bitch” or “expensive-ass car”. Sometimes, I mentally move the invisible hyphen one word to the right because “crazy ass-doll” makes for a far more entertaining mental image than “crazy-ass doll”. A doll-shaped ass? A [...]