Precociousness: Defined

Mariah Clanton: so, uh, caira thinks santa is a moron
Mariah Clanton: well they were seeing santa at toysrus
Mariah Clanton: and he asked what she wanted
Mariah Clanton: so she told him she wants a littlest pet shop rescue puppy
Mariah Clanton: and he misunderstood, thought she meant a real puppy, and told her that it’s too cold for puppies in the north pole
Mariah Clanton: so caira found the toy she was talking about, marched back to santa and waved it in his face and said ‘see this? can you just buy this? huh?’


Mark Grealish

Dashing brigand, handsome rapscallion, father, crazy cat lady and the world's greatest lover and liar, living in Dublin, Ireland.



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