Gobshite to right of me,
Eejits to left of me,
Feckers in front of me
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Inadvertently or otherwise, I’ve directly insulted most of the political candidates running in Galway over the course of the past week. If it wasn’t for the fact that all of this occurred on Twitter in relation to accounts run, at best, by party staffers, I’d be left waiting in dread terror for the character assassination campaign to begin (and/or for a crack squad of public relation ninja to kick in my windows and disappear me).
Two more weeks and we’ll have all this nonsense behind us.