It’s all in your perspective?

The Hangover

Oh, marriage.

I’m right around the age (30) where marriage and kids become a natural topic of concern in relationships. Specifically among those whom I went to school with and lived near, however casually and coolly I might know them now. And guess what, kids? In all of your stupid, expensive, stereotypical “fairytale” weddings where the bride dresses up like a fucking blancmange from Monty Python, every fucking inbred relative and their fucking relatives are invited too (“Because!”), I’m the one who ran off and had a stereotypical Las Vegas wedding: Courthouse. 10pm. Back outside in fifteen minutes. Off to Circus Circus for drinks.

The only potential downside I can foresee is not having possessing the moral high ground to berate Garrett or Caira when they run off to Las Vegas at eighteen to marry a stripper.

/dubiously proud

by Mark Grealish

Dashing brigand, handsome rapscallion, father, crazy cat lady and the world's greatest lover and liar, living in Dublin, Ireland.

Have your say on 'It’s all in your perspective?'

  • Aaron Hastings on

    Mark, you disappoint me. You lived in Las Vegas and didn’t even have the common decency to get married in a themed chapel?

  • Mark on

    I worked for one. Does that count?

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