This will be what you will find gracing my wall upon my return to Ireland. Wait-“return to Ireland?!” Aye.
After two years of marriage-two years of laughs, tears, hugs, and fears-Mariah and I have decided that our relationship just cannot continue. To use that favourite phrase of celebrities, we have “irreconcilable differences.” Our relationship has devolved to the point that there is no middle ground. There are angry silences or there are arguments. There is nothing left between us that is positive, not even the kids. And it’s sad; I’ve watched our marriage slowly erode away, one gesture or harsh word at a time. But it’s done, it is over.
Practically: I am moving back to Ireland on Wednesday. For those who wish to remain in contact with me personally, email@example.com is my primary personal email address, and I am still active on social networks. My Google Voice contact number will remain active, but it will no longer connect to a live phone-you will be able to leave me a voicemail or a text message to which I will do my best to respond. And of course I will be active here.
Otherwise I will see you all in Ireland.