Stoned Guys Review Films.
Seriously. I should go to the patent office right now and file for this.
On the bus to work this morning I was sitting next to a stoner who was telling his friend about Cloverfield:
”Seriously…man. It was fucking big. It was going ROAR and…people were dying. Then came and shit flew everywhere.
”Uh. Then they, you know bombed it man. Like fucking KAPOW. Then uh, someone died. And then it was over. Man. It was fucking crazy, all this shaky camera, you know?”
I wanted to hire the guy on the spot lock him in a theatre with a bag of weed.