Porn, porn, porn

I’m at the bottom of kind of rabbit hole where you stand knee-deep in shit and wonder how the fuck you got here. So two of my last three articles were on the subjects of the Apache log file and regular expressions. Then this morning a plagiarized article popped up on Reddit.

The plagiarism was so bad that it hotlinked to the assets of the original article. Whoever ripped off the article had no fucks to give. Now, I know it isn’t hard to detect a hotlinked image and then block it (or redirect it to horse porn), but I don’t care as a rule. Still — I was curious about who hotlinks to my site. I attacked my one million line log file because I wanted the information without clicking around a website.

I went through a few iterations of searches until I hit on this query:

grep -v -P '(bhalash|google|baidu|yahoo|bing|yandex)' access.log | sed 's/^.*http/http/' | awk '{print $1}' | sed 's/)\?"//g' | sort | uniq -c | grep -P '(porn|sex|x{2,5}|adult|video)'

You will already know Google, Yahoo! and Bing, but Yandex are a big Russian search portal, and Baidu are a Chinese counterpart. I also excluded referrals from because I link between posts. Once I had excluded the search engines, what I had left was porn, lots of porn. Teen porn, amateur porn, video porn, fetish porn and fattie porn. There hundreds of backlinks to my site from spammy sites who want to boost their search engine rank.

The best worst part is that I can’t even list these sites without either giving them traffic or winding up on on a spam blacklist.

This is why I hate the WordPress community

Dealing with a WordPress developer

I understand that GPL license gives you the permissions to modify the code and then do whatever you want with it, claiming as your own work, but we are not very OK with this, because this is a commercial theme and there are a lot of people who preferred to buy a premium theme rather than using a free one. So I don’t think that they will be happy seeing a similar theme somewhere else being distributed for free.

The GPL is apparently all well and good until it comes to your own license obligations.

I bought Caira a copy of Minecraft

Caira playing Minecraft

Garrett and Caira shared a Minecraft game world on their iPad. It didn’t end well:

whats the thing for mind craft again? Caira had a house on the ipad that garrette exploded and covered in lava and she had a melt down so I told her I would put it on the computer so he couldn’t play hers again

Caira built a house. Garrett somehow found, bucketed, and then dumped lava on it. Innocent animals were inside. None were spared.

Caira said this is the best day of her life since she gets to play it on the computer

I had to help Marilyn set up and run Minecraft over Skype, and then show Caira how to get out of a giant hole. Literally, they started a game, turned around, and fell into a cavern. Only magic can describe this.