Mountebank Mark

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When I was at my worst I had constant manic fits. Anything at all could bring it on — a photo of the kids, a chance meeting, or spontaneous flashbash could set off an anxiety attack. It would spread out over the course of up to a week and diffuse into my daily life. The worst attacks would feed on themselves; I used my own failure to defend myself from the attack to punish myself. It wasn’t that the attack was too much me, no, not at all; it’s all my fucking fault that I failed to fight it. The stupid mess of self-hate and anxiety would stick and build and build and stick and build until it was 4am and I had been away for three days and now I need to go cut up my arm now. Then I’d crash and sleep for a full day. And it never quite went away; there would always be a little left over to tide me over until the next attack.

I had my first anxiety attack in almost two years on Tuesday gone, and it was bad enough that Eadaoin had to talk me down. Things are better now, scout’s honour, but it’s a reminder I’m not all the way there just yet.

I write and design and code for a living. I’m a bonafide self-employed creative who does smart thinky things to make do, and a bunch of people look to me for my talent if not my tact. I have an awesome girlfriend, and kids I love, somewhere far away in the US, and a big house with a cat in Dublin. I’m 34 with grey in my beard and laughter lines around my eyes. Despite all that, I still think I’m a fucking charlatan. I’m a big fat phony.

I mean, on Tuesday afternoon, I acted as a representative of a company. I met another creative and interview them. On Tuesday night I haggled a price for an emergency-all-hands–has-to-be-done-now article. On Wednesday I chaired a Skype conference call to review progress on a project and. At each meeting I expected someone to open up and denounce me as a knownothingfaker. My anxiety spikes with every buzz, ping and flash of my phone. I open every email with the certainty that this is the one with the denouncement.

It’s taken a toll. I’ve put on weight because I eat shit, my back’s all fucked (again) because I’ll be at my desk for twelve hours. I’ll work until 2am and sleep in the guest bed and roll out and go right back to work the next morning.

What I can say in my benefit is that imposter syndrome is a reverse pattern. Most creatives feel that. Two friends I spoke to on Tuesday admitted the same feelings. We’re out there, self-started and educated in position that demand we make binding choices that derive from our expertise. We all stumble through the day terrified that an Actual Adult will call us out.

The shared impostor syndrome leave me upbeat and convinced that I’m just at a rough spot on the path to good places. I took today off to reflect and relax. I stayed in bed until after 11. I laughed at a SJW while she shouted at me on Twitter, and I beat my old 2048 high score with panache. I need to edit an article tonight after dinner, but that’s it. Maybe a film and more 2048 while Eadaoin laughs at me and doubles down on my best score.

After today I need to chill out, mark a definite end to the work day and pay attention to Dublin and my girlfriend.

The accidental 15k walk

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Eadaoin and Sandymount Strand
Looking back at the Pigeon House
Poolbeg Lighthouse

Eadaoin and I went for an accidental fifteen kilometre walk on Saturday. In inappropriate gear, no less. “…wait, what?” I hear you sputter in consternation. Yes, it was dumb — I was dumb, to not grasp the length. So, in short, we decided to walk from Blackrock to Poolbeg Lighthouse by way of Strandybeach Mount (or whatever it is called) in total ignorance of the distance. Turns out the walk from the main road to Poolbeg Lighthouse alone is six kilometres, and our walk up the beach was a further eight. In shitty knockoff Converse shoes with no support.

My back came away all fucked.

Hail Satan \m/

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Alanna, Casey and I at Raleigh Row Alanna, Paul, Casey and I by the Spanish Arch Suddenly, blood

I travelled to Galway on Saturday to memorialize Michael while Eadaoin was at her family’s summer barbeque in Tipperary. My sister came up with her kids to watch the cat and house, so something something mice played.

As great as it would be to have a post about Saturday, it can be condensed to optician, alcohol, food, alcohol, blood, alcohol, locked out of house, into bed in Dublin:

I had an eye test for new glasses (imblind, lol) and paid my respects to mum, who I found camped out in the beer garden of a tiny bar down in Woodquay. I think mum is doing a bit better. Killer was a burden to her, and mum’s new prescriptions have led to a dramatic improvement in her quality of life. I’m happy to see all of this, as well her nascent acceptance that she can live a life despite arthritis.

After that I met Paul McEoin in Eyre Square for coffee and lunch before alcohol. Paul is the gentleman who helped me move back from Sligo in 2012. We haven’t seen much of him in Galway, as he left for Zurich to become a cancer researcher, so it was great to catch up. Cafe Express in Eyre Square have the best cappuccinos in Galway. There’s a perfect mix of foam, milk and coffee with a dab of chocolate syrup, served at just the right temperature. The baristas there understand the components of a good beverage, and I always want more. I ordered a tuna sandwich, but received a hummus sandwich, which was still bloody good regardless.

And then, alcohol. We retreated to the Salt House bar on Raven’s Terrace after local Garda ran us out of the Spanish Arch, and had a few drinks before dinner at nine with Alanna and Casey. Dinner was great, and well-needed after five or six pints in the early evening. Everyone returned to the Salt House. I drank water while the revelers revelled until I went back to the hostel midnight-ish.

So, there was blood at the hostel. Some poor gentleman vomited blood all over the room I stayed in. I left, wound up at the Salt House for fortification and then back with Alanna and Casey for the night.

I overslept, left six hours later than planned, and so missed my sister at Churchtown. I sat on the front step for for two hours reading books-I polished off an Alastair Reynolds novel and started Tom Wolfe’s The Right Stuff.